After White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs parodied Sarah Palin’s use of hand-notes, we parody both the hopeless Gibbs and a laughable legal assertion that has appeared on the White House’s Flickr page. Clicky on picture for super-sized Gibbsness goodness:
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Seems that one of the Christmas ghosts must have visited him. He’s apologizing to Jews.
Oh, Dear. Looks like living in Blue State enclaves like San Francisco, Boston and New York can cause brain damage.
Well, that explains the support for Pelosi, Blago, Reid, Boxer, T. Kennedy (or T-Ked to hipsters), Caroline Kennedy, and that weird little guy from Ohio with the hot wife who believes in aliens from outer space.
Whoops: Charity homes funded by Hollywood names and built by former Prez Jimmy Carter are crumbling.
Well, at least a lot of big names felt good about their work. At the time.
And, I didn’t know that these homes had a mortgage attached; I thought they were free.
It’s unheard of. Remember, these citizens overwhelmingly and repeatedly chose Code Pink, Palestine, Iran and Pelosiboxerstein.
UPDATE: From a commenter at SF Gate, the online portal to the liberal San Francisco Chronicle Commenter mexilad speaks for the community: “Same old story. All of these folks are economically poor (Or they should not be getting assistance). But, a god [sic] portion of them are poor in character and values. They make it bad for everybody. Color and race have nothing to do with it. It is a about class. Some folks just don’t have any. There is nothing wrong with helping people out and getting rid of them if they cause problems. Rock on.”
They, them, they them. I especially like the part about “getting rid of them.” But, where would they go? Presumably, to a less-white part of the Bay Area, where their lives can go under-reported by the Bay Area’s MSM. That would certainly relieve the consciences of BA liberals, as they strut about crime-free and black-free Antioch, resplendent in their 1990s-era Malcom-X baseball caps.
Bender’s Immigration Bulletin is a good clearinghouse for immigration related news, though with a decidely pro-migration bias.* Here’s a news article that isn’t likely to appear at Bender’s.
*It’s worth subscribing to the RSS feed however you feel about migration.
Now, Taxes Texas is a major player on the presidential election scene. Today, Texans have a chance to sink the awful, scheming, ueber- connected Hillary and disinfect American against the odious Billary virus (corruptococcus malignus) that has afflicted America since 1992.
By praying at the Shrine of the Virgin de Chicago or by putting on lip balm and kissing the Arizona A**hole, voters can pick a wrong to make a preliminary right. From a political standpoint, that’s astute, right now and right here, in Texas, the greatest Republic God ever bestowed on America.
Today should be the end of Hillary-Billary-Bill, and that’s a good thing.
To pre-celebrate the outcome, we present three selections from our archives. Cover your eyes and clicky on each pic for vomit-inducing goodness.
First up, our would-be notorious Hillary World-Class Genius poster post. This was taken from a quote during Bill’s gin days on the campaign trail, before his handlers watered down his drinks and stopped inviting women to his after-parties.
Next up, we have the clearly-obvious comparison between Her Mafianess and a real movie Mafia don.
Finally, to complete our Hillary Triptych, we present our piece de resistance, Deliverance Hillary. This work was lauded by Guy de Michiflorida Delegate du Superb as a “telling, consciousness-inspiring representation of the mindset of a lawsuit-threatening, desperate campaign apparatchik intent on suborning the will of the voting people, in the manner of Soviet Russia, or the Democrat Party. Or, how a Redneck makes his or her political enemy squeal like a pig while being abused.”
Meanwhile, at the the time of this writing, Customs and Border Protection helicopters are flying near the homestead, low and fast up and down the Rio Grande Valley. They flit back and forth, like giant dragonflies. Must be a drug movement, to get that kind of attention. Politicians are campaigning in Austin and San Antonio, pondering the larger picture, and here, on the border, people are looking up at the helicopters and looking into the darkness across the border, and wondering when the drug loads will come and when the gunfire will spit rounds into their back yards. And they stand in their back yards drinking Tecate beer and they take the locks off their rifles and wonder who will burn rubber through the neighborhood tonight — the runners or the law?
…endorsing the duo of Billary.
Too early, we think. “Silver” has made mistakes before, but shooting from the hip hasn’t often been one of them. Guess he made some calculations on which candidate would serve his career interests better. He originally endorsed Bill Richardson, but that didn’t pan out, so Reyes moved on.
Recently, former President Bill Clinton touted his wife as a “world class genius.”
One wonders what a non-world class genius looks like.
Suitably Flip notes that the “world class genius” handed out Iowa caucus postcards with the wrong voting date on it.
And that’s where we come in.
With a tip of the hat to the brilliant American cultural references in the Real Men of Genius commercials, we present our first Hillary Clinton Real Women of Genius ad. Today’s target: whoever made up the Clinton Iowa Caucus Postcards.
Ms Iowa Caucus Postcard Maker
Politics Lite Presents: Real Women of Genius
     (Real Women of Genius)
Today we salute you, Ms Iowa-Caucus-Postcard-Maker
     (Ms Iowa-Caucus-Postcard-Maker)
You spent years in art school, and minored in Political Science and Women’s Studies
     (Gotta stick it to the Man!)
Breaking through the glass ceiling to become Art Director at the local copy shop.
     (Full-color and two-sided!)
When the opportunity came to make up a campaign postcard, you jumped on it like a Code Pink hero on a wounded soldier.
     (Hit F7 for spellcheck and print 10,000 copies!)
Too bad the copy shop still had that January 1987 calendar on the wall.
     (But I like the liberal themes in it!)
So crack open an ice-cold brewski, Gregorian genius. You know the way to conservatives’ hearts—by giving them more Red, White & Blue ammunition.
     (Ms Iowa-Caucus-Postcard-Maker)
Remember Scott Beauchamp? The soldier who wrote stories from the Middle East, about things like mocking a disfigured woman in a chow hall, running over a dog and wearing pieces of baby skull under helmets? The tales never rang true, but the editors of The New Republic ran with them like crack addicts looking for more baking soda. Now that TNR has posted a whinging, non-apology, Franklin Foer is your editorial man of the hour whose self-effacing pen is less mighty than his apparent ego. And that’s why there’s already a new movie out (click below for poster-sized parody goodness):
Others:
Patterico here and here.
Michelle Malkin.
Instapundit.
Powerline steals my poster title before I even publish it. Sheesh! Would that TNR or Mainstream Media were this fast.
Pajamas Media’s Bob Owens.
Redstate.
NewsBusters promises more to come.
Six Meat Buffet.
Docweasel.
Hot Air.
Rightwing Nuthouse.
Blue Crab Boulevard rounds up a ton of links.
A Blog For All.
Jules Crittenden.
Gina Cobb.
Free Republic.
Media Matters.
Melanie Morgan links to Michelle Malkin.
And the final word (as so often) comes from Iowa Hawk.