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Shoes Off The Ground

Sunday, August 7th, 2011

President Obama likes having pictures taken of himself with his feet off the floor.  So with apologies to General Larry Platt, and with reference to Obama's recent White House hip hop party, here's a song to get you in the mood for a Sunday of putting your feet up.

 

 

(with apologies to General Larry Platt)

 

Shoes Off The Ground

Shoes off the ground Shoes off the ground 
Lookin’ like a fool with yo shoes off the ground
With yo teleprompter preachin'
Biden overreachin', shoes off the ground
Call yourself a cool cat, lookin' like a fool
Sittin' at your desk with your shoes off the ground
Put them down, hey, get your shoes on the ground
Sittin’, talkin’ with your shoes off the ground
Set them down, hey, get your shoes on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your shoes off the ground
Marbles in your mouth 57 states
Call yourself a cool cat, yeah, lookin’ like a fool
Sittin’, talkin’ with your shoes off the ground
Boom, boom, shoes off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your shoes off the ground
With your marbles in your mouth
Economy turned sideways, shoes off the ground
Call yourself a cool cat.

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Spartacus Redux: The White House 800

Friday, July 8th, 2011

A parody of a movie that was a parody of real life in Spartacus.  Updated for political relevancy:

(clickly for full-sized goodness and downloading)

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June 11, 2011: Weiner Responds to Media Inquiries

Saturday, June 11th, 2011

#weinergate

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It’s The End Of Their Party As We Know It (And We Feel Fine)

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

[Ed:  I've watched Obama's Administration screw up for a year.  This parody wraps it up for me.  Sorta.  There's a second parody coming.  There's enough for it, easy.  Thanks to twisty Michael Stipe for the influence and for making it so easy.]

 

It's The End Of Their Party As We Know It (And We Feel Fine)

(with apologies to R.E.M.’s Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, Michael Stipe)

 

That’s great, it starts with Obamacare, money there, and Barney Frank – Steve Colbert is not afraid.

 

Cornhusker Kickback, ACORN heart attack,

Glenn Beck’s on your back, Fleetwood Mac on 8-Track.

 

Daily Kos is polling wrong, Robert Gibbs’ face is long,  

Bowing down to heads of state, ShoreBank’s final fate.

 

Coffee Party astroturf, George Soros butthurt,

Global warming millionaires and Al Gore hot air.

 

Babs Boxer, Harry Reid gothic face of Dem greed. Firedoglake work overtime, propping up a dying line.

 

Oval Office garden with imported plants, fake doctor’s smocks and KSM.  Look at that Maddow – oh, another ratings blow.

What, then?

 

Uh, oh, Churchill no, Jeremiah Wright’s a go, DVDs to the Queen, look at me primp and preen.  Israel bad bad Saudi daddy glad glad, bored with this stinking job, trot my kids out, stay away.

 

You foaming-mouth, Left Wing, hot, snot, smear merchant empty-head looking for a fight.

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it.

It’s the end of that Party and we feel fine.

 

Cancer patients on parade, doctors’ jackets in the shade,

Aborted baby saves cash, or trot kids out to make a splash,

Nancy P tuna farm, Jane Harman AIPAC harm,

Feinstein real estate grab cash, REM lead singer, socialist bell-ringer,

Useful tool, Golden Rule, rhyme-clinger, bitter singer,

Jerky little baldy singy man full of hate, discriminate, it’s fun.

Pelosi’s Caucus, womyn’s only cathouse henhouse, call a special meeting,

Lipstick air kiss greeting, Mark Spivey Astroturf, Ellie Light in the night. 

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

Dan Rather mumbles on Vietnam George Bush, watermelon President, very articulate.  Hope and Change, anger frames, Democratic Underground exploding from internal flames.

 

Sycophantic Libtards herkin’, jerkin’ in the night, right?  Right.

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

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We Make Fun of White House Professional Robert Gibbs Making Fun of Sarah Palin Making Fun of Sarah Palin’s Palm-Notes

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

After White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs parodied Sarah Palin’s use of hand-notes, we parody both the hopeless Gibbs and a laughable legal assertion that has appeared on the White House’s Flickr page. Clicky on picture for super-sized Gibbsness goodness:


Updates: Further commentary at
Are We Lumberjacks?
I Own the World
BARACK OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER’S BLOG “Press corpse.” Heh.
Gateway Pundit
Moe Lane
Left Coast Rebel
Daily Caller
Hot Air

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Jimmy Carter’s Christmas Carol

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Seems that one of the Christmas ghosts must have visited him. He’s apologizing to Jews.

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City Life is Bad for the Brain

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Oh, Dear. Looks like living in Blue State enclaves like San Francisco, Boston and New York can cause brain damage.

Well, that explains the support for Pelosi, Blago, Reid, Boxer, T. Kennedy (or T-Ked to hipsters), Caroline Kennedy, and that weird little guy from Ohio with the hot wife who believes in aliens from outer space.

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Habitat for Humanity, or Habitats to Make Guilty White Liberals Feel Better?

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Whoops: Charity homes funded by Hollywood names and built by former Prez Jimmy Carter are crumbling.

Well, at least a lot of big names felt good about their work. At the time.

And, I didn’t know that these homes had a mortgage attached; I thought they were free.

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Racism? In the tolerant, progressive, liberal Bay Area?

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

It’s unheard of. Remember, these citizens overwhelmingly and repeatedly chose Code Pink, Palestine, Iran and Pelosiboxerstein.

UPDATE: From a commenter at SF Gate, the online portal to the liberal San Francisco Chronicle Commenter mexilad speaks for the community: “Same old story. All of these folks are economically poor (Or they should not be getting assistance). But, a god [sic] portion of them are poor in character and values. They make it bad for everybody. Color and race have nothing to do with it. It is a about class. Some folks just don’t have any. There is nothing wrong with helping people out and getting rid of them if they cause problems. Rock on.”

They, them, they them. I especially like the part about “getting rid of them.” But, where would they go? Presumably, to a less-white part of the Bay Area, where their lives can go under-reported by the Bay Area’s MSM. That would certainly relieve the consciences of BA liberals, as they strut about crime-free and black-free Antioch, resplendent in their 1990s-era Malcom-X baseball caps.

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News You’re Not Likely to Hear About From the Open-Borders Set

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Bender’s Immigration Bulletin is a good clearinghouse for immigration related news, though with a decidely pro-migration bias.* Here’s a news article that isn’t likely to appear at Bender’s.

*It’s worth subscribing to the RSS feed however you feel about migration.

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