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		<title>Where&#8217;s Silver Reyes?</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2010/03/22/wheres-silver-reyes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reyes hasn&#39;t updated his taxpayer-funded blog since 2008. Why, we remember the time when he was a fixture on intelligent matters like Intelligence (since, like, whenever), and &#34;reducing college costs&#34; (2007). You could hardly choke down a dry flauta without seeing Silver around, picking up loose change off the restaurant floor and selling snippets of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing the El Paso Sun</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/12/20/introducing-the-el-paso-sun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have no idea who&#8217;s behind El Paso Fake News, though we suspect it&#8217;s actually Roy Ortega blogging from his home in pajama bottoms and a workout bra, but the blogger has outdone his already-outdone-himself parody-within-a-satire by launching The El Paso Sun. Mainstream Media covers the announcement here.]]></description>
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		<title>Your Saturday Congressman Murtha Motivational Poster Dump</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/09/20/your-saturday-congressman-murtha-motivational-poster-dump/</link>
		<comments>http://borderpundit.com/2008/09/20/your-saturday-congressman-murtha-motivational-poster-dump/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it&#8217;s Saturday, it&#8217;s time to crank on one of the ultimate corrupt-o-crats in DC, Democrat Congressman Murtha. He of the Haditha &#8220;cold-blooded killers&#8221; Marines crap. They&#8217;re acquitted, and he&#8217;s not charged &#8212; tell me the guv&#8217;mint isn&#8217;t screwy! So here&#8217;s a fun series of Demotivational Posters, created courtesy of the excellent software provided by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama on Palin:  Lipstick on a Pig</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/09/09/obama-on-palin-lipstick-on-a-pig/</link>
		<comments>http://borderpundit.com/2008/09/09/obama-on-palin-lipstick-on-a-pig/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, your cynical Southwest Border Pundit doesn&#8217;t believe that some Dem wonk &#8212; or possibly Obama hisself &#8212; dreamed this analogy up without reference to Sarah Palin&#8217;s too-recent lipstick/moose joke at the Republican National Convention. Because, you know, rudeness is so derivative these days, especially for a guy who needs to get back at a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Biden&#8217;s Visit</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/08/23/joe-bidens-visit/</link>
		<comments>http://borderpundit.com/2008/08/23/joe-bidens-visit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No sooner had the Old Prospector driven off in his new Benz than Senator Joseph Biden pulled up to my Upper Valley high-class hacienda in an Indian rickshaw. Can&#8217;t a body get any weeding done around here these days? Biden walked into my courtyard and planted himself on the plastic-and-wood bench that I haven&#8217;t had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Old Prospector Gets a Benz</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/08/22/the-old-prospector-gets-a-benz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OP, the Old Prospector, pulled up to my house in a brand spanking new E320 BlueTEC Sedan. &#8220;Say, partner,&#8221; I said, &#8220;is that a Mercedes-Benz?&#8221; &#8220;Yup,&#8221; he said. And then proceeded to tell me all about the 24-valve V-6 engine that delivers 210 horsepower, or something. &#8220;Well, that sure beats your old mule,&#8221; I said. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>El Paso:  That City of Walls</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/04/30/el-paso-that-city-of-walls/</link>
		<comments>http://borderpundit.com/2008/04/30/el-paso-that-city-of-walls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this cartoon. Then check out the landscape of El Paso. The cartoonist is so taken with the horror of the planned border fence (whether real or virtual) that s/he doesn&#8217;t see the irony in their own back yard. El Paso is littered with rock walls. Practically every home has a wall surrounding its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas Caucus Ca-Ca:  The Update</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/03/30/texas-caucus-ca-ca-the-update/</link>
		<comments>http://borderpundit.com/2008/03/30/texas-caucus-ca-ca-the-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 13:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hillary scores big in El Paso. That&#8217;s not too surprising, given Hispanic love for the Clintonistas all along the Texas border with Mexico. Dada&#8217;s Daily has exclusive video footage of the El Paso caucus. Things are different elsewhere in the Lone Star State. At least in one Texas locale, Obama wins. Expect Obama to take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to the Real Super Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/03/04/welcome-to-the-real-super-tuesday/</link>
		<comments>http://borderpundit.com/2008/03/04/welcome-to-the-real-super-tuesday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, Taxes Texas is a major player on the presidential election scene. Today, Texans have a chance to sink the awful, scheming, ueber- connected Hillary and disinfect American against the odious Billary virus (corruptococcus malignus) that has afflicted America since 1992. By praying at the Shrine of the Virgin de Chicago or by putting on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton: World-Class Genius</title>
		<link>http://borderpundit.com/2008/01/06/hillary-clinton-world-class-genius/</link>
		<comments>http://borderpundit.com/2008/01/06/hillary-clinton-world-class-genius/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 07:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>4 Borders Pundit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clicky for full-sized goodness of our latest Demotivational Poster: UPDATE: Michelle Malkin wants inputs for a new Hillary campaign theme song. Sorry, 4 Borders Bundit is more visual than musical, so read the hilarious suggestions in the comments, too.]]></description>
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