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Shoes Off The Ground

Sunday, August 7th, 2011

President Obama likes having pictures taken of himself with his feet off the floor.  So with apologies to General Larry Platt, and with reference to Obama's recent White House hip hop party, here's a song to get you in the mood for a Sunday of putting your feet up.

 

 

(with apologies to General Larry Platt)

 

Shoes Off The Ground

Shoes off the ground Shoes off the ground 
Lookin’ like a fool with yo shoes off the ground
With yo teleprompter preachin'
Biden overreachin', shoes off the ground
Call yourself a cool cat, lookin' like a fool
Sittin' at your desk with your shoes off the ground
Put them down, hey, get your shoes on the ground
Sittin’, talkin’ with your shoes off the ground
Set them down, hey, get your shoes on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your shoes off the ground
Marbles in your mouth 57 states
Call yourself a cool cat, yeah, lookin’ like a fool
Sittin’, talkin’ with your shoes off the ground
Boom, boom, shoes off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your shoes off the ground
With your marbles in your mouth
Economy turned sideways, shoes off the ground
Call yourself a cool cat.

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Spartacus Redux: The White House 800

Friday, July 8th, 2011

A parody of a movie that was a parody of real life in Spartacus.  Updated for political relevancy:

(clickly for full-sized goodness and downloading)

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Morgan Lilly Re-Election Poster

Friday, May 27th, 2011

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El Paso’s Crookedly-Singing Mayor

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

Mayor John Cook, sometimes slurred as Mayor Crook (but only because nearly everyone around him is convicted, under investigation, or suspected of corruption), wants to "annex" Fort Bliss.  He wants this so as to take advantage of the allegedly massive tax base that exists on the Army post.  So we made a song that we hope sums up the nature of Crook, El Paso and… why, yes — why the local guvmint has a problem paying first-responders their due.  It's because Crook & Co have squandered the city treasury on misc. silliness.  Enjoy!

 

 

THIS POST IS MY POST

 

CHORUS

This post is our post, this post is my post

From Cassidy, to Biggs Airfield

From the Dyer redline, to McGregor Range

This post was made for taxing you

 

As I was walking Spur 601

I saw above me an Army sign

I saw below me a tax man sign

This post was made for taxing you

 

CHORUS

 

I've sang and stumbled and I've slept with hoodlums

Ethics Commission and drug-soaked buddies

And all around me, corruption cases

This post was made for you and me

 

CHORUS

 

The dollars shining as I was thinking

My failures growing and charges pending

How could I pay them, the local cops

This post was made for you and me

 

CHORUS

 

As I was ploddin'  -  I saw a sign there

And that sign said – 'corruption free'

But on the other side… it didn't say nothin!

Now that side was made for El Paso!

 

CHORUS

 

In Magoffin Alley – where we began

Near to my office – I see my people

Who wonder how, we spent it all

And if this post's still made for you and me.

 

CHORUS (2x)

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Where’s Silver Reyes?

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Reyes hasn't updated his taxpayer-funded blog since 2008. Why, we remember the time when he was a fixture on intelligent matters like Intelligence (since, like, whenever), and "reducing college costs" (2007). You could hardly choke down a dry flauta without seeing Silver around, picking up loose change off the restaurant floor and selling snippets of his hair to admiring locals. Now, it's like he got off Pelosi's chain and is running loose around the political neighborhood. Everyone knows him, but no one wants to bring him in. He's like the ugly one-eyed, three-legged chihuahua, not the beautiful Siberian Husky. So he's just a stray, and everyone seems be repulsed by him. Politically.

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It’s The End Of Their Party As We Know It (And We Feel Fine)

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

[Ed:  I've watched Obama's Administration screw up for a year.  This parody wraps it up for me.  Sorta.  There's a second parody coming.  There's enough for it, easy.  Thanks to twisty Michael Stipe for the influence and for making it so easy.]

 

It's The End Of Their Party As We Know It (And We Feel Fine)

(with apologies to R.E.M.’s Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, Michael Stipe)

 

That’s great, it starts with Obamacare, money there, and Barney Frank – Steve Colbert is not afraid.

 

Cornhusker Kickback, ACORN heart attack,

Glenn Beck’s on your back, Fleetwood Mac on 8-Track.

 

Daily Kos is polling wrong, Robert Gibbs’ face is long,  

Bowing down to heads of state, ShoreBank’s final fate.

 

Coffee Party astroturf, George Soros butthurt,

Global warming millionaires and Al Gore hot air.

 

Babs Boxer, Harry Reid gothic face of Dem greed. Firedoglake work overtime, propping up a dying line.

 

Oval Office garden with imported plants, fake doctor’s smocks and KSM.  Look at that Maddow – oh, another ratings blow.

What, then?

 

Uh, oh, Churchill no, Jeremiah Wright’s a go, DVDs to the Queen, look at me primp and preen.  Israel bad bad Saudi daddy glad glad, bored with this stinking job, trot my kids out, stay away.

 

You foaming-mouth, Left Wing, hot, snot, smear merchant empty-head looking for a fight.

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it.

It’s the end of that Party and we feel fine.

 

Cancer patients on parade, doctors’ jackets in the shade,

Aborted baby saves cash, or trot kids out to make a splash,

Nancy P tuna farm, Jane Harman AIPAC harm,

Feinstein real estate grab cash, REM lead singer, socialist bell-ringer,

Useful tool, Golden Rule, rhyme-clinger, bitter singer,

Jerky little baldy singy man full of hate, discriminate, it’s fun.

Pelosi’s Caucus, womyn’s only cathouse henhouse, call a special meeting,

Lipstick air kiss greeting, Mark Spivey Astroturf, Ellie Light in the night. 

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

Dan Rather mumbles on Vietnam George Bush, watermelon President, very articulate.  Hope and Change, anger frames, Democratic Underground exploding from internal flames.

 

Sycophantic Libtards herkin’, jerkin’ in the night, right?  Right.

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

It’s the end of that Party and we know it

It’s the end of that Party and we know it. (It’s time I had some freedom)

It’s the end of that Party and we know it (It’s not time for any CoffeeTurf) and

we feel fine. (We feel fine)

 

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We Make Fun of White House Professional Robert Gibbs Making Fun of Sarah Palin Making Fun of Sarah Palin’s Palm-Notes

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

After White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs parodied Sarah Palin’s use of hand-notes, we parody both the hopeless Gibbs and a laughable legal assertion that has appeared on the White House’s Flickr page. Clicky on picture for super-sized Gibbsness goodness:


Updates: Further commentary at
Are We Lumberjacks?
I Own the World
BARACK OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER’S BLOG “Press corpse.” Heh.
Gateway Pundit
Moe Lane
Left Coast Rebel
Daily Caller
Hot Air

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Introducing the El Paso Sun

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

We have no idea who’s behind El Paso Fake News, though we suspect it’s actually Roy Ortega blogging from his home in pajama bottoms and a workout bra, but the blogger has outdone his already-outdone-himself parody-within-a-satire by launching The El Paso Sun.

Mainstream Media covers the announcement here.

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Barack’s New Movie

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Heh.

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Your Saturday Congressman Murtha Motivational Poster Dump

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

If it’s Saturday, it’s time to crank on one of the ultimate corrupt-o-crats in DC, Democrat Congressman Murtha. He of the Haditha “cold-blooded killers” Marines crap. They’re acquitted, and he’s not charged — tell me the guv’mint isn’t screwy!

So here’s a fun series of Demotivational Posters, created courtesy of the excellent software provided by Political Demotivation. If you’re not making your own from this free software, then what are you doing on a Saturday morning (besides drinking a beer, BBQ’ing and watching East Coast football games??

Click for full-sized printer goodness.

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