November 30th, 2008

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El Paso Pirates and Wealth Redistribution

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Looks like Barack Obama’s plan for “wealth redistribution” is nothing new. Pirates off the east coast of Africa are getting their redistributed dosh.

I’m waiting for the government to drive up to my high-class hacienda-style villa in the Upper Valley, the one with the plastic-and-wood bench out front, to redistribute the bench, and my wealth, somewhere elsewhere.

Oh, wait. That’s already happened, with my property tax being redistributed to Mexican schoolkids looking for a better future, and to American schoolkids who don’t care to pass the TAKS.

I don’t like the state of my property taxes.

I’m glad the bench is gone.

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