November, 2008

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El Paso Pirates and Wealth Redistribution

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Looks like Barack Obama’s plan for “wealth redistribution” is nothing new. Pirates off the east coast of Africa are getting their redistributed dosh.

I’m waiting for the government to drive up to my high-class hacienda-style villa in the Upper Valley, the one with the plastic-and-wood bench out front, to redistribute the bench, and my wealth, somewhere elsewhere.

Oh, wait. That’s already happened, with my property tax being redistributed to Mexican schoolkids looking for a better future, and to American schoolkids who don’t care to pass the TAKS.

I don’t like the state of my property taxes.

I’m glad the bench is gone.

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Fifth Best Local Blog? That Calls for a Fifth of Whiskey to Celebrate!

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Thanks to the El Paso Times for putting 4 Borders Pundit on the voting list for Best Blogger, and for voters who placed it fifth, with 7.48% of the votes.

Despite this fishwrap blog making the list, there are some good choices there, all worth checking out. So check ‘em out here.

Congratulatory telegrams have been pouring in from all over, including from Sara Palin, Baracke Obama, Jae Koestner and, of course, regular visitors Scarlett Johnson, Selmah Hayak, and Jo Biden. Due to this success, the blog has also been asked to host President-Elect Obama’s “first 100 days” reports, while simultaneously hosting the Repub’s strategy to achieve their major (rather difficult) goal in 2012: to take one lousy Senate and one hopeless House seat back.

In 2009, 4 Borders Pundit promises to post more than 7.48% of the time, too.

Now, about you people’s choices for Best Italian… Well, we need to talk.

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Barack’s New Movie

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Heh.

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The Real Thanksgiving Location? San Elizario, Of Course

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Newfoundland thanks? A New England Thanksgiving? I say Yankee Thanksgiving Shmanksgiving.

Everyone around the border knows that the real first Thanksgiving on what is now US soil was celebrated in what is now San Elizario, Texas. Texas Almanac tells us a good story.

Some hee to Plymouth and some Canucks tout Newfoundland as the birthplace of the American Long Weekend. Why Canadians are all about this I have no idea, since they spend most of their political lives trying to avoid being the tophat of the USA even while their talent drains, like water down a sink, into the Lower 48. Nevertheless, all may enjoy their debates as they suck down turkey legs and watch jibbling cones of canned cranberries being served.

But let there be no debate that there is some debate around and about the well-set tables of America’s Thanksgiving, besides the traditional Auburn-Alabama football rivalry (which, as a matter of fact, dwarfs all other trivialities about who-came-first and where-they-celebrated, and who-the-hell is Ohio State). HNN throws a few myths like pies into the face of traditionalists. Yeah, they didn’t wear belt-buckles on their hats; we all know that. Who would? Now, this Puritans-like-sex thing, that’s worth a federal grant to research. Ain’t it?

UPDATE: The origins of the holiday, vice the first feast, are provided here. It’s interesting because history should put to rest the irritation in liberal circles over eeevil Pilgrims imposing themselves on Native Americans back in the day; for which the current solution is to ban kids from playing dressup.

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An Evening in Juarez: Rich Wright’s Story

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

There’s a remarkable piece of journalism by Rich Wright titled, The Mask of Red Death.

It’s remarkable at once for two quick reasons: First, El Paso journalism doesn’t rise to many heights (see 4 Borders Pundit), and, second few El Paso journalists can write well (see 4 Borders Pundit). Wright, in less than 2000 words, describes (creates?) a competent metaphor for Mexico’s current troubles. His story takes place in a bar in Juarez. The metaphor incorporates economy, culture, crime, corruption and, a 4 Borders Pundit fave, booze. 4BP never met a bar in the 20-something countries he visited that he couldn’t find metaphors in.

This metaphor, however, is different. It’s different because it’s better than 4BP has written about.

To get it out the way, any crime-novel devotee, or wannabe gonzo journalist will be taken in by his opening sentence: “Thursday night I went to Juarez .” It’s a simple sentence, but unloads, like a shotgun blast, loads of cultural connotations for Southwest Border-aware locals living here in current times. And, much unlike a double-aught blast to the stomach, Wright’s story just gets better from the opening sentence.

What transpires during Wright’s visit is nothing short of a Catholic School-rhetoric miracle come to life. He finds two world-class musicians in a working-class bar. And then he records them. And then he puts the recording up on YouTube.

You can see it, and you should see it, here.

The video, I think, portrays Mexico better than all the gawking press, gringo gossip, and foreigner-manufactured realities could: Mexico remains a sophisticated, complex, corrupt, life-loving and optimistic land that outsiders would do better to know than to avoid. Mexico is one of the few places where concert-hall musicians would deign to play for beer-drunk locals.

To hell with 15-second sound bites from MSM. Watch the whole thing and see both a story and the future of reporting.

And after all, when is the last time two world-class musicians turned up in a shithole ghetto bar in Detroit or Houston?

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JFK, El Paso, and a Suitable Parody

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Here, Tastes Like El Paso has a brilliant parody of El Paso Times’ rather curious, and decidedly offbeat, out of left field local take on JFK’s assassination. I don’t think there was too much local about JFK, no matter what Ramon Bracamontes may think.

Well, a byline is a byline. And every MSM journalist knows that clippings make a resume, and resumes make new job opportunities. Especially in the emerging online journalism business. Which is, you know, where every MSM journalist secretly would like to go, if they could just get over that darn CSS evening class.

//Just sayin’, ya know?

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When Is the Best Time for a Strike?

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Whenever Hollywood’s Screen Actors Guild wants one.

The dearth of creativity and acting talent begs for a strike. A time-out, if you will. I won’t even go all political and say that the market doesn’t bear Hollywood’s fringe-left mentality, lest Congress hear about it and bail them out, too.

If Hollywood would just go away for awhile, some good old-fashioned Left Wing healing could begin.

And besides that, Hollywood is right behind mainstream print media in going out of business. That might not be such a bad thing, either.

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McCain Endorsed in Dem-Town

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

STUNNER: The El Paso Times endorses John McCain for President.

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