June, 2007

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El Paso Fraud Case: John Travis Ketner Pleads Guilty

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

El Paso Fraud Case Update: On Friday, John Travis Ketner pled guilty to conspiracies ranging from mail fraud to wire fraud to bribery. He’d resigned about a month ago as Cobos’ CoS (also reported as the El Paso County Chief of Staff). El Paso Times’ Gustavo Reveles Acosta and Tammy Fonce-Olivias cover Ketner’s “short but often controversial political career.” Well, it was short, as far as being Hizzoner’s CoS. The man got the job on January 8th and resigned on May 17th.

More on Ketner’s plea here.

We’ll work on that link chart we made, and have a new version up next week.

El Pas County Commish Veronica Escobar expects more to follow. According to the article, she “had suspicions about some of the contracts that had gone before Commissioners Court.” Don’t they all, what with G-Men running around carrying footlockers of seized materiel, politicians speed-dialing local media to pooh-pooh the whole thing as a way of distancing themselves from the stink, and dire, third-hand accounts of why there’s “more to come.”

On the 5th, El Paso Times named some more names of those who were wiretapped by the FBI. They are: Beto O’Rourke, Eddie Holguin, Presi Ortega, Ysleta Independent School District Superintendent Hector Montenegro, and El Paso Times reporter David Crowder received the letters.

This investigation will all get uglier before it gets prettier.

Speaking of ugly, Hizzoner Cobos played a little low-rent politicking the other day. Seems he’s upset about the acquisition of structures over at Western Playland. Understood he wouldn’t get the vote he wanted. So he left a meeting of the Commissioners Court to deny quorum. A judge, a Playland and Sunland Park. Does it get any more interesting, or pathetic, in El Paso, Texas? I don’t think the Feds are too worried about the city buying a Slip-N-Slide. Those 22 mentioned by the Guvmint ought to be worried about the slippery slope of crime, and it’s consequences. They ought to be showing re-runs of Dragnet on the closed circuit monitors at City Hall.

Gotta learn more about this Commissioners Court and figure out why they give a flying burrito about unidentified structures at Western Playland, which in my view ought to be named Western Wasteland anyway.

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Your Weekly RSS Feed Roundup

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

A few thoughts on items from the week’s RSS feed:

El Paso Feeb Update: Regarding the ongoing white-collar crime investigation in El Paso, an ace reporter at El Paso Times is quick to reassure the nervous public that suspects’ jobs are safe for the time being. Thanks for covering that angle, David Crowder. I wonder why No Job Left Behind safe jobs is on your mind. Could it be the SF Chronicle downsizing that has you worried?

Dirty Word Festival in El Paso: Hurry on down: They’re cooking up a 300-pound gordita in El Paso this weekend. Isn’t that a bad word?

University of California at Bhurkastan: Decidedly right-wing rag FrontPage has the skinny on the decidedly jihadist atmosphere at UC Irvine. I always knew there was a reason I didn’t want to go there as a student: I couldn’t stand the students. And, I couldn’t find Irvine on a map. Since I’ve traveled a lot, I think that means that Irvine doesn’t matter as a geolocale.

Monkeying Around at the GOP’s Call Center: If the apes working the phone lines (we hate all apes) aren’t bringing in the moola, fire ‘em. Don’t stop to consider why people are turned off to the Grand Old Party right about now. It’s always the messengers, not the message. Clearly, the GOP boys are in panic mode, and the firings underscore their desperation. They also underscore your chances of succeeding in government work if these clowns retain any semblence of power. I guess if the Elephunts fire enough underlings, they’ll figure things out. Just like when your ship is sinking and you panic: you toss overboard the bosun’s mates, the engineers, the fire control team, and the deckhands. But the ship still sinks and then it’s only you, Cap’n, and your first, second and third mates left to ponder why she hasn’t righted herself. Davy Jones’ locker awaits the idiots who pull stunts like this, and the ship will smash into the ocean floor in 2008.

ACLU Update: If there’s a political opportunity for the treasonous silly ACLU, they’ll take it. Seems the ACLU is supporting al Qaeda suspects who are suing Boeing for being flown away by the CIA on Boeing aircraft. That’s like a rat suing God for being carried away in the belly of a hungry cat. It’ll never fly, of course, and the rat is going to rightly die soon, but the ACLU seems to understand that publicity stunts bring in money. Moola. Dosh. And headlines. And web page hits. Too bad there aren’t other kinds of hits influencing the ACLU, an organization that stops just short of a kind of Goebbels-meets-Sheehan-with-a-law-degree attitude. Someone wipe the snot out of the ACLU’s childlike nose, please.

Latin Libido Update: Venezuela’s tin-foilt hat-wearing Hugo Chavez disgustingly climbs into bed with Hillary Clinton and charges that a vast “right-wing conspiracy” is after his guv’mint. The mental image made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. But why not Hot Hillary? I mean, he was all over Cindy Sheehan like ketchup on fries. If he can dig that stuff, then his “right wing conspiracy” message is nothing more, really, than an invitation to a Weekend in Caracas for the obviously-single (and implicitly-divorced) Hil of the Hill.

Barber Shop Blues: Finally, John “Breck Girl” Edwards gets $400 haircuts. Why can’t his– ahem –intellectual better Al Gore see a better barber?

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