State 29 pounds bloated Boston Globe columnist Ellen Goodman over her column on Holocaust denial and global warming. But isn’t that “An Inconvenient Hot Air,” state29? Clicky for much Manbearpig goodness.
February, 2007
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State29: Ellen Goodman, Holocaust Denial and Manbearpig
Sunday, February 11th, 2007Separated at Birth?
Saturday, February 10th, 2007Arrogant MSM berk and advanced chimpanzee:
Homeless? Don’t Park it in Liberal Berkeley, Bum
Saturday, February 10th, 2007When the news is so slow that Anna Nicole’s death gets four hours straight coverage on the evil Fox News Channel CNN and other liberal outlets, thank goodness for Berkeley. Leave it to the Left to show concern for the homeless by fighting a public plaza because it might become occupied by, well, the homeless.
After all, it’s fine to voice concern for the disaffected outcasts, but with reference to implementing solutions? Jeez, NIMBY folks, NIMBY.
What Was That Smell? Oh, Just GOP Presidential Candidates
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007The stench permeating the borderland air this week wasn’t only from Juarez for once. GOP presidential hopefuls Mitt Romney, John McCain and Rudy (never the Teutonic Rudolph) Giuliani were in Texas to… well, to do something, I guess. Romney wanted a photo-op with Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, and McCain and Giuliani were meeting with supporters in Houston (both of them).
Since I recently bought a paint sprayer and appropriate protective gear, I’ll be well prepared to handle the influx of Democrats when they come out along with springtime cockroaches. A mere handkerchief over the nose won’t do. That’d be like wearing noseplugs in a gas attack.
El Paso’s Song of Redemption on Bob Marley’s Birthday
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007The El Paso City Council, fresh from solving all the city’s growth, infrastructure and pollution problems, proclaimed today Bob Marley Day. The West Texas city, a well-known mecca for reggae, has hosted such famous reggae bands in the past as Banda Spliff, Los Tigres del Jamaica and Mariachi Kingstown. David Crowder, intrepid El Paso Times reporter, brings us the news, after buying off the editorial staff to get his byline in today’s edition.
Flat Fatima hired by Democrats
Saturday, February 3rd, 2007Flat Fatima, the for-hire Middle Eastern screeching woman used by so many MSM outlets, has signed a contract with the Democratic Party.
Fatima, reached outside her once-again recently-bombed hovel, howled she was glad to work with the party of John Kerry against the “pariahs” he spoke about in Geneva.
“God willing, I will be a Party to much more destruction and ruin,” Fatima cried. “I hope to be wherever the Democrats are, to document, wail and cry about misfortune, ruin, excess, corruption and free Air Force flights for Nancy Pelosi’s family.
“Me? In a C-17 on the way to the City? Can you imagine?” she screamed, before ululating and beating her chest with a picture of possibly-fellow Muslim Barack Obama.
Here’s a placard of Dem Fatima, to put in your living room window. It’ll tell the neighbors that you are a concerned citizen who thinks globally and acts idiotically (clicky for full-size printing goodness):
Border Business May Be Hurt by Minimum Wage Increase
Saturday, February 3rd, 2007No word from Congresscritter Silvestre Reyes on this survey from the El Paso Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, in which 72% of border businesses in the area think the Democrat-driven minimum wage increase will hurt them.
Nor will there be. Reyes knows who buttered his bread with his selection to lead the House Sunni and Shi’a Intelligence Committee. His patron, Mr Pelosi, would not be pleased if “Silver” worked for the benefit of the locals — in particular, as in the story, those many who do work for minimum wage in his District.
When you’re co-opted, you’re co-opted and the only way out is retirement or death. And Reyes is darn healthy and making big bread. His benefit, alas, doesn’t trickle down well, regardless of his past worklife bona fides.
Protecting Wildlife in Texas
Saturday, February 3rd, 2007And here I thought the bad craziness was on the border: A man — who I can’t find any name for in MSM — strung neck wires, glass and rocks across a bicycle path in Lubbock. He wanted to protect the environment. Now, why won’t MSM name the 62-year old?
PETA and ELF unavailable for comment; too busy snickering and cheering in their mom’s basement.
Nancy Blinker Eyes (sung to the tune of “Bette Davis Eyes”)
Friday, February 2nd, 2007
Her hair is Clairol brown
Her tongue a sailor’s dream
Her lids are never still
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes
She’ll turn her Catholic on you
You won’t have to cross twice
About her hypocrisy
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes
And she’ll rob you
She’ll upset you
All the better just to screw you
She’s a villain and she knows
Just what it takes to make a vote turn
She’s got Rodham-Clinton thunder thighs
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes
She’ll let you buy her vote
It helps her husband out
She’ll pay minimum wage
Unless it’s in Samoa
She’ll make a bill to screw you
Slice you up like tuna
Roll you in wasabi
Until you come out sashimi
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes
And she’ll blow you
‘Til she screws you
Hope you’re pleased
With the earmarks she’ll throw you
She’s repugnant and she knows
Just how to ignore you
All the gays think she’s a boy
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes
And she’ll tease you
With her millions
And she’ll screw you
And your dollars, and she knows just
What an Air Force One is
All the boys think she’s a lie
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes.
