Flat Fatima, the for-hire Middle Eastern screeching woman used by so many MSM outlets, has signed a contract with the Democratic Party.

Fatima, reached outside her once-again recently-bombed hovel, howled she was glad to work with the party of John Kerry against the “pariahs” he spoke about in Geneva.

“God willing, I will be a Party to much more destruction and ruin,” Fatima cried. “I hope to be wherever the Democrats are, to document, wail and cry about misfortune, ruin, excess, corruption and free Air Force flights for Nancy Pelosi’s family.

“Me? In a C-17 on the way to the City? Can you imagine?” she screamed, before ululating and beating her chest with a picture of possibly-fellow Muslim Barack Obama.

Here’s a placard of Dem Fatima, to put in your living room window. It’ll tell the neighbors that you are a concerned citizen who thinks globally and acts idiotically (clicky for full-size printing goodness):

No word from Congresscritter Silvestre Reyes on this survey from the El Paso Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, in which 72% of border businesses in the area think the Democrat-driven minimum wage increase will hurt them.

Nor will there be. Reyes knows who buttered his bread with his selection to lead the House Sunni and Shi’a Intelligence Committee. His patron, Mr Pelosi, would not be pleased if “Silver” worked for the benefit of the locals — in particular, as in the story, those many who do work for minimum wage in his District.

When you’re co-opted, you’re co-opted and the only way out is retirement or death. And Reyes is darn healthy and making big bread. His benefit, alas, doesn’t trickle down well, regardless of his past worklife bona fides.

And here I thought the bad craziness was on the border: A man — who I can’t find any name for in MSM — strung neck wires, glass and rocks across a bicycle path in Lubbock. He wanted to protect the environment. Now, why won’t MSM name the 62-year old?

PETA and ELF unavailable for comment; too busy snickering and cheering in their mom’s basement.