Her hair is Clairol brown
Her tongue a sailor’s dream
Her lids are never still
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes

She’ll turn her Catholic on you
You won’t have to cross twice
About her hypocrisy
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes

And she’ll rob you
She’ll upset you
All the better just to screw you
She’s a villain and she knows
Just what it takes to make a vote turn
She’s got Rodham-Clinton thunder thighs
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes

She’ll let you buy her vote
It helps her husband out
She’ll pay minimum wage
Unless it’s in Samoa

She’ll make a bill to screw you
Slice you up like tuna
Roll you in wasabi
Until you come out sashimi
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes

And she’ll blow you
‘Til she screws you
Hope you’re pleased
With the earmarks she’ll throw you
She’s repugnant and she knows
Just how to ignore you
All the gays think she’s a boy
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes

And she’ll tease you
With her millions
And she’ll screw you
And your dollars, and she knows just
What an Air Force One is
All the boys think she’s a lie
She’s got Nancy Blinker eyes.