Operation WRANGLER: All You Need to Know About a State Response to Border Security
Howdy ho! Let the money flow! West Texans will soon have showered upon their heads the amount of 400,000 US dollahs in support of Operation WRANGLER.
WRANGLER, you say, wassat? Why, it’s an initiative by the Texas Guv to combat crime along the border with you-know-who. NO, not New Mexico. That other Mexico.
Perry better hope the armed thugs who did this don’t move east.
On account of our Southwest border will be shown to be the terrorist-inviting empty expanse that it is.
I’m gonna have an Operation WRANGLER this weekend, too. Need some new boot-cut jeans, since the board shorts are wearing out and it’s darn cold here.

