January 23rd, 2007

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CBC — Not Those Canadians, For Once — Goes All Segregationist On Us

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

The Congressional Black Caucus will remain as segregated as a Mississippi diner in 1954.
So decreed Congressman William “Ku Klux” Clay, Democrat of Missouri.

Said KKC, “Ain’t no honkey cracker gonna stop me from burning my Cross in Congress, and dass dat. Wassup?!?!”

Clay, clad decorously in a black hood and sporting a “Cross-Burner 2000 Torch-o-Matic,” stated that it was “critical” that the exclusive-yet-racist, hating-yet-segregating Congressional Black Caucus remain exclusive, and exclusively black.

That’s the same as not-white. And not Hispanic. And most definitely not overachieving-in-education-Asian. Hell, it’s not any other ethnic stereotype you could think up. Taro-eaters? Don’t apply. Appalachia? Get lost. Member of the “All Inclusive American Club?” Piss off. This shit is for Negros African-Americans blacks Uppity Ethnic MoFo’s only.

And that’s the way it should be, especially if you think slave descendants should be owed reparations.

Once thems is given out, ya’ll, expect to see the following “Schwarz Taliban” implementations in your formerly white-ass, tight-ass, walled-off racist enclave, thanks to the ethnical ethical standards of Ku Klux Klay. Call ‘em another success of Pelosi’s 100 Hours:

 

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