First American. Fauxcahontas. Academic fraud. Affirmative action-friendly Frau — if it benefited her. Can't seem to find the time to meet with her kin: Native Americans. What, not even show up for a wedding? Her claim to shame, besides ethnicity fraud is the academically-suspect As We Forgive Our Debtors: Bankruptcy and Consumer Credit in America. “Minority Law Teacher.” Native American at both U. Penn. and Harvard Law School. Plagiarized recipes for "Pow Wow Chow" (well, she kinda had to, when you think about it.) But to be fair, so far as we know she never took a hatchet to anyone. Except to the reputation of First Americans (who, cares, riiiiight??).
Joe Biden. King of gaffes, sitting Democratic Vice President of the USA, and lap-host for a biker "old lady". He said 9/11 was “bittersweet.” Bittersweet. Wonder what bittersweet means to Biden? Maybe it means being caught shrieking about his high IQ to a private citizen on video. Maybe it means saying he'll "strangle" Republicans. Maybe it means showing his ass to an American citizen and calling her a "smartass." Whatever it means, it certainly means that having Biden as VPOTUS is bittersweet for Americans. It's bitter in that this Yankee dumbass got elected past the local Police Citizens Advisory Board in the first place. And it's sweet that this Yankee dumbass keeps bringing in votes for the opposition party. We hope America's Jerk enjoys his BitterSweet Ice Cream Cone.
Soledad O'Brien, eventual Harvard grad and addict to earpieces and websites for talking points. Like a chimp taking cues from the A-hole who throws a lit cigarette into the chimp's run at the zoo. Soledad is Culture of Corruption chump #2! Congrats… I mean Feliz… err, I mean Hasty Pudding* to you! Err, thanks, incompetent chump, I mean.
*look it up next time you're on the air
First in a series, and rightfully so, the nasally clueless Wasserman Schultz. She is the pre-dismissed Chairman of the DNC and for now occupies her time mindlessly repeating Democratic talking points like a streetwalker repeating prices to cars that slow down. She'll be gone soon enough, and will return to tormenting her South Florida constituents with her JAPimmigrant New York mindset, but for now, she's Numbah Wun in our Culture of Corruption poster series. More to come, you betcha! (clicky for full-size goodness)